Great Humor! TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your personIsrael sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!”
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In His Love,
Pastor Tim Burt
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About Pastor Tim
Pastor Tim is an Associate Pastor at Living Word Christian Center in Brooklyn Park, MN. Prior to LWCC, Tim worked for 14 years for Northwest Airlines. He also founded and was President of American Infant Care Products, which marketed his invention now seen everywhere - the first fold-down commercial infant changing table now used worldwide in public restrooms.
Tim and his wife, Renee, have been part of the Pastoral Staff at LWCC since 1989.Tim created a Small Group Ministry when the church was about 800 people in size. Today Living Word is a church of over 10,000 people led by Senior Pastors Mac & Lynne Hammond. He continues to lead a large and diverse Small Group Ministry which includes Manhood God's Way a monthly Men's Group of over 300 men. His wife Renee leads a Women's Bible Study called Homemakers with over 200 women attending weekly. Tim's responsibilities also include oversight over the Visitor and Member Relations Department, Leadership Development, the lay volunteer minstry called Ministry of Helps , LivingLife for Unmarried People, Pastoral Care and Living Words Bookstore. Pastor Tim is also the State Director of Minnesota for Christians United for Israel. http://www.lwcc.org/ABOUT/pastors_bios.cfm?stfID=5
Great Humor! TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your personIsrael sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!”
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