I apologize if this seems inappropriate. Someone showed it to me over the holidays and the longer I watched it the harder I laughed until I hurt I was laughing so hard.
Pastor Tim has been an Associate Pastor at Living Word Christian Center in Brooklyn Park, MN since 1989. Prior to LWCC, he worked Northwest Airlines. In 1985 he founded and was President of American Infant Care Products which marketed his patented invention, the first fold-down commercial infant changing table now used worldwide in public restrooms. Tim and his wife Renee created a Small Group Ministry when the church was about 800 people in size. Today LWCC is a church of over 10,000 people led by Sr. Pastors Mac and Lynne Hammond. He continues to lead a diverse Small Group Ministry of over 200 groups. Tim’s responsibilities also include oversight over the Visitor and Member Relations Department, Leadership and Volunteer Development, and the Pastoral Care Department. Pastor Tim is also the Minnesota State Director of Christians United for Israel. Tim is a Christian blogger writing "Fresh Manna" read in over 160 countries. He has a Bachelor of Theology Degree from Maranatha College. Most recently, Tim was named one of the top 55 blogging Pastors and has a strong presence on Twitter being one of the leading Twitters in Minnesota and over 66,000 follower as of February, 2013.
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I used to volunteer at the kids elementary school once a week for silent reading after lunch! One day one of the kids passed gas and the kids all began to look around and giggle! I looked up from the teachers desk and responded ” It’s okay, it was just a barking tree spider!” Oh you should have heard the laughter then! LOL
There is another quote…excuse that burp from the bottom of my heart, if it would have been the other end it would have been a f..t! We could not use this word growing up in my home and one night at the dinner table I said to my dad, look it up in the dictionary it says a minor explosion between the legs! As you can imagine he did not like this comment!
I made chili when our children were real young and accidentally made the equivalence to 12 cups of beans! We were all playing in the band that night and if you would have lite a match the house probably would have blown up! I told my husband if someone came to the door that we were not going to answer it! That evening laying in bed we heard our poor children from their rooms, our son in cloth diapers and plastic pants was priceless! We giggled listening and thought about freezing this chili and feeding it to family and friends when they came to visit! Good times!
It was a hot humid day in Minnesota and I was pregnant and stripping a floor and waxing it at a community school! I drank so much water and had been sick all day! On our way home my husband and I stopped at a small grocery store to pick up a few things! Standing in line I passed a silent and deadly! There were a couple people standing behind us and all the sudden my husband looks at me and says “PU” I was handing the cashier money and the looking at his face with my own face bright red with tears of laughter running down my face and unable to speak! As we were leaving the store I told my husband that I was never going into that store again, and I never did!
We often talk about putting Jesus first place in our life. Jesus actually put us first place in His life & always has! No wonder I love Him 12 hours ago
Let your heart & actions being pleasing to God! Prov 15:3 "The Lord is watching everywhere, keeping his eye on both the evil and the good" 13 hours ago
I used to volunteer at the kids elementary school once a week for silent reading after lunch! One day one of the kids passed gas and the kids all began to look around and giggle! I looked up from the teachers desk and responded ” It’s okay, it was just a barking tree spider!” Oh you should have heard the laughter then! LOL
There is another quote…excuse that burp from the bottom of my heart, if it would have been the other end it would have been a f..t! We could not use this word growing up in my home and one night at the dinner table I said to my dad, look it up in the dictionary it says a minor explosion between the legs! As you can imagine he did not like this comment!
I made chili when our children were real young and accidentally made the equivalence to 12 cups of beans! We were all playing in the band that night and if you would have lite a match the house probably would have blown up! I told my husband if someone came to the door that we were not going to answer it! That evening laying in bed we heard our poor children from their rooms, our son in cloth diapers and plastic pants was priceless! We giggled listening and thought about freezing this chili and feeding it to family and friends when they came to visit! Good times!
It was a hot humid day in Minnesota and I was pregnant and stripping a floor and waxing it at a community school! I drank so much water and had been sick all day! On our way home my husband and I stopped at a small grocery store to pick up a few things! Standing in line I passed a silent and deadly! There were a couple people standing behind us and all the sudden my husband looks at me and says “PU” I was handing the cashier money and the looking at his face with my own face bright red with tears of laughter running down my face and unable to speak! As we were leaving the store I told my husband that I was never going into that store again, and I never did!
And that’s enough about that!
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